Watch out, Motorists of James Bay!

By  Plinkus Bikepennybly

Victoria Police reportedly issued a warning to James Bay residents to watch out for a man on a Penny Farthing bicycle riding erratically around the area of five corners.  They have not come out clearly on exactly who this individual might be, but the description fits none other than our own good little doctor, Sir Rodney Schnockdurgle.

Dr. Schnockdurgle himself was mystified by this unprecedented public statement questioning his ability to navigate the streets.  “I can’t imagine why they are doing this to me,” he wailed.  Without further warning he broke down, as is his wont, in great stentorian sobs that convulsed his tiny frame.  “What is this world coming to?”  I wondered.